19/19 OMG!!!!! IM AN OBSESSIVE FREAK!!!! I’M SORRY JOSHUA FOR FREAKING YOU OUT!!!!!
1. Every time someone mentions their name — even if you have no idea what they are talking about — your ears perk up and you immediately tune out whoever you’re listening to to eavesdrop on that conversation.
2. You have, at least once, wrote your name out as it would look if you were married. You were then overwhelmed with shame, and destroyed all evidence.
3. Any time you go out with someone else on a date or to a social event, you can’t stop thinking about how much better it would be if you were there with your crush.
4. Literally everything they do is attractive, and interested, and makes you like them more. They could probably commit first degree murder and you would forgive them after a few minutes of serious reflection.
5. You are constantly tortured with the uncertainty over whether or not they ever…
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